WHY A BOOK ABOUT PENIS ENVY?

Penis Size Humiliation

People keep asking me why I wrote this book.

Here’s where it actually starts: at an early age I got my feelings hurt from a few women. Well, from one woman. (I talk about this in the front of the book – in one of my ‘Episodes’.) I kind of look at it as being scarred for life. What people say can really affect you.

Penis Size – A Touchy Issue!

Believe it or not, while writing this book I had hundreds of conversations with other men – from all walks of life – about their penis size.

These guys would never talk about it until I first allowed myself to be exposed. I have to oftentimes make fun of myself for them to be able to open up. For guys to tell me about their bad experiences, I have to often tell them a few of my own.

But once I introduce the topic, they always get very involved in the discussion. What I found was that most guys are torturing themselves over their penis size. And we would always end up laughing about all these bad experiences.  I think getting a sense of humor about yourself is my most important tip.

You Are Not Alone

I saw that men needed someone to ‘take one for the team’, and just throw this subject out, so they can vent. I thought that writing a book about it would allow men to let out this pent-up frustration that they’ve been holding for years.

The most important thing I want to say to other guys is: you are not alone. Most men are suffering from some form of penis envy in this world.

Women

Nowadays women are more outspoken and upfront about their sexuality – with the clothes, the media – with the model looks and the breast implants and all the surgeries that take place… everyone’s trying to improve themselves.

All this plays on a man’s psyche about, ‘Am I good enough’? With a man, the only thing he can really do is make more money or get a bigger penis. He thinks this would be the end to all his problems – a bigger penis allows a man to express himself better; it improves his confidence, even with other men.

Coping With A Small Penis

Yet I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s not all about penis size. There are many more aspects to a relationship than having sex. They say that sex is only 10% of relationship, so in my book I’m giving you another 90% of things you can do.

PENIS ENVY Author, Ricky Bledsoe

Check out the book and me let know what you think. – Ricky

What are you waiting for? Purchase PENIS ENVY today!

Sample Chapter List

PART I: SMALL PENIS 101

2. Know What Not To Do During Sex.
3. Become Less Sexually Inhibited.
6. Don’t Let Premature Ejaculation Be Another Reason To Run Her Off.
11. Make Love Like A Lesbian.

PART II: LIVING WITH A SMALL PENIS

15. Always Remember: It’s Usually Not As Bad As We Think.
18. If You Stress About It, Find Someone To Confide In.
20. Don’t Think You Were Created To Be Gay.

PART III: THERE IS A SHORT SIDE (YEAH, WE KNOW) BUT ALSO A BRIGHT SIDE

21. Relax… There Are Some Women Out There With Whom You Can Fill Up All Four Walls And Even Hit The Bottom.
23. Relish The Fact That Many Women Complain That A Big Penis Hurts Too Much.
25. Relish The Fact That Only A Small Percentage Have Large Penises.

PART IV: TALK TO WOMEN ABOUT IT… BUT ONLY IN “THIRD” PERSON

26. Ask Women: “Does Size Really Matter?”
28. Ask Women: “Could A Vagina Accommodate A Small Penis?”
30. Ask Women: “Could A Small Penis Give You A Climax?”

PART V: HOW TO DRESS A SMALL PENIS

34. Don’t Wear Tight Pants Or Biker Shorts To The Gym Or In Public.
35. Wear Tight Pants Or Biker Shorts To The Gym Or In Public.
36. Don’t Often Parade Freely Around The House In Sexy Tight Briefs If You’re In An Unstable Relationship.

PART VI: EXERCISE THAT SMALL PENIS

37. Do Penis Cardiovascular Exercise.
41. Develop ‘Penis Control’.
42. Stay Away From Sex Killers.

PART VII: PRACTICAL ADVICE FOR THE PENIS INSECURE

46. Don’t Blame It On Your Race Or Ethnicity.
47. Blame Men For The Bad Reputation Of Your Small Penis, Not Women!
50. Consult Other Guys With The Same Damn Problem.
54. Read Magazines And Other Periodicals Catering To Women.
55. If A Woman Tells You That Your Size is Fine, Believe Her!

PART VIII: SMALL MEASUREMENTS CAN LEAD TO DRASTIC MEASURES

58. Consider Surgery: Penile Implant.
59. If You’re Thinking About Surgery, Ask A Few Questions Beforehand.
60. If You’re Planning On Surgery, Don’t Forget To Bring Your Wallet.
61. Get Married… Quick!
62. Marry A Woman In Prison.
64. Consider An Asian Woman.
67. Don’t Be Promiscuous In An Attempt To Find The “Perfect Fit”.

PART IX: PENIS‐INSECURE MEN NEED LOVE TOO – DATING & RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN

70. Condom Shopping In A Grocery Store With A Hottie On A First Date Will Only Allow Her (And Everyone Else In Line) To Know How Small Your Dick Really Is.
73. Don’t Tell A Woman You’ve Never Sexed That You’ll ‘Rock Her World’.
75. If Before Initial Sex A Woman Assumes You Have A Big Penis, Cancel The Date Indefinitely!
78. Don’t Kiss & Tell.
87. Remember: Sex Is Only About 10% Of A Relationship.
92. Don’t Lead Her To Think That You Mostly Prefer Bigger Things Or The Bigger Version Of It.
94. Don’t EVER Go On A Talk Show For Being Guilty Of Infidelity.

PART X: YOU’RE MORE THAN JUST A SMALL PENIS!

95. Wear A Uniform That Says “Status”.
96. Make A Lot Of Money.
101. Keep A Good Sense of Humor.

Available as an e-Book – so you can download it straight to your own computer.